I don't understand how anyone could look at him and think, 'Yeah, that's a good idea.'
Wake and baked to watch the boston marathon. God I love massachusetts
Life's too short to consider the larger psychological underpinnings of my lust.
just so you know... i was wasted last night, but the evening is coming back to me in flashes... i made you eat gravy last night, didn't i?
I'm standing in line at the liquor store and they're making popcorn.
No fireworks. Throwing the old microwave off the deck.
Thinking about adopting a 16 yr old here. Her name is Abby and she likes vodka. We've bonded. I need a sober driver n e ways...
If I die young bury me in satin. And make sure there's a taco bar at my funeral.
Im eating a cannibus peanut butter and jelly sandwich, while snuggling a stuffed animal. Either this flu is really really harsh or I'm some kind of stoner toddler
The bartender charged us for drinks. Life is different.
At 12:16 am. We just got out of the truck and went behind it and fucked. With 3 people in the truck. On the side of the road. As cars drove by.
His last name was woodcox? That just screams I've got a great penis
Dude I think the cat just licked the coke plate
I woke up in his closet, with my shirt inside out and backwards, Rolos in my hand, a tortilla with a face carved into it stuck to the fridge with a magnet, a homemade bong next to the bed, and the door off the hinges... I need a chaperone.
Only you would make Mario Party a contact sport.
And you owe me a new pair of switch controllers.
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