Seriously, stop being so datable w your movie/song prefs
what if the hokey pokey really is what its all about?
you kept eating the heads off the gummy bears and screaming 'euthanized!'
it was like brushing your tongue but with a fucking long toothbrush.
Just found out Brianna Frost the Pornstar goes to my school. Makes that $35,000 tuition that more valuable.
THERE ARE SO MANY GREAT DICKS IN THE WORLD. HOW DID I NOT DISCOVER THIS SOONER!?
i talked to you about this last night, and you kept saying "he wants yo pusssaayyyyyy"
If he comes over tomorrow, im answering the door naked. Simple as that.
Boss out of town. Had 2 beers for lunch, a long walk and a bowl...and then in he comes. Blamed obvious intoxication on my pain meds. Back at the bar. This is one of those bad judgement days.
Omg this place. I'm at a neighborhood party. My mom has kissed two other moms. Where am I
All I remember is the bartender saying your sucking them down and waking up on the floor in my underwear
Oh shit that's not good dude. I'd head straight for Williamsport hospital the first ingredient in that shit is lithium batteries. You don't want to know what the second one is
How many times do I have to tell you I'm not bisexual.
.....unless there is alcohol involved
I'm not sure of this happened or if it was just a dream... But I vividly remember you walking down the street naked?
No actually I had socks on...
You’re welcome stay at my house. But, you gotta piss in the toilet
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