I want to stick my p in your. b.
You litterally reached into some girls shirt, pulled out her tit and yelled whats up with this guy.
Her birthday cake consisted of a shot of tequila with a candle in it
I always have to poop after I paint my nails. It never fails.
Coming out of the blackout mid beej was nice. Seeing her face was not.
How do you not remember seeing the kid from our chem lab table and repeatedly yelling "lab partners for life!" at him?
There's a lady here with a big bag of dildos. I'm not sure that's appropriate bar baggage but, I like her style
He threw up the X he took like 30min before then when we thought his antics were over... BOOM! He tried to pee out a light he was holding.
I hope it's the birth control, otherwise I'm dying
I'm keeping track of how many times I've said "Shhh, act like you're not naked." in my life. So far, 3 times.
You puked on the bar then proceeded to walk out. I told the bartender some girl walked up, puked and left and he gave me a free drink. Hope you got home safe.
Mashed potatoes are always the fuckin answer ok.
On another note, I almost lost one side of my fake butt. Dancing the wobble with the fake butt isn't recommend.
Lmao. K I'll be 100% honest. I was over at your place like 12 hours ago with your roommate. If I hadn't of been there then I'd take you up on your booty call offer. So. If you're not creeped out another time please?
It's like a donut of clothes around a pair of heels. Like they were transported to another dimension naked.
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