My bed smells like naked
Haha. At least it doesn't smell like herpes
All I'm saying, is that being compared to a Muppet is not the end of the world.
You were humming mission impossible as we ran from the cops
I dont think ive ever had a drunk day betray me so hard before
I think he is probably a psycho that will eventually murder me but i mean the sex last time was AWESOME.
Ahh good point. I got some interesting mental pics and I'm slowly entering a "fuck it, lets do weird shit" phase sexually, but you may have already figured that out since I've been fucking you sideways and upside down a lot lately.
We are so blessed to to have nicely shaped vaginas
I thank god almighty everyday
shotgunning beer in rite aid bathroom. hurry
But now I'm just thinking when he said he "worked for the airline" he actually meant drug smuggling.
In case you were wondering how drunk I was last night, there was an unopened slim Jim in front of my door and I ate it.
Stop sending me pictures of you naked. This violates the friend zone agreement.
I vote we just hike, drink, and destroy dick
Also fuck yeah conspiracy
Well that's very sweet of you. I have a strange feeling you're going to regret this when you sober up.
NO REGRETS FUCK DA POLICE
Please tell me that nice older woman you're with at the bar is not your comp&lit professor.
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