omg, I know. It's so embarrassing that we've both had his penis in parts of our bodies
Hey a mouth doesn't really count. A vagina counts more.
Okay, I have a threesome with foreigners and suddenly I'm a man-whore
If I'm having a dream where I'm having sex and I can actually feel it between my legs because I've had a lot of it recently, does that make me a whore?
I have a feeling this is a serious question. Problem solve, Jess.. I'm going to let you figure that one out on your own
He told me he looked up all the foods that make cum taste better and he put it all on his moms shopping list. she came through my line. this ones a keeper I think.
I'm going to community service drunk, and I'm still going to be the most normal person there.
There is something depressing about eating toast in a dark living room by myself using a paper plate that says: "Let's Party!"
All I know is I woke up next to her beside the toilet
smoked four grams out of a bong with a mixture of pool water and white rum. I applaud you for leaving before losing too many brain cells.
A dry HJ only, please. I don't deserve the comforts of lube after my horrendous fantasy football performance
2015 is a year for health and mental stability and alas we are not yet there so yolo
Her vagina is like the upper echelon of Scientology and I don't have enough money to get in
It was a frighteningly large penis to say the least
Everyone is all excited about the iPhone 7 being water resistant and I'm only concerned with whether or not it can be destroyed by salsa or cum
Never. No amount of alcohol could convince my brain and eye sight that it is okay to fuck him. I'd rather fuck my cousin.
I woke up alone, naked in her bed staring at a lifesize poster of edward cullen,actually I'm lying I did have socks on
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