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ok, stay where you are, be there soon
just found my old 10th grade stash of beer in a shoebox. guess who's getting trashed tonight
At this point it has been so long i wouldnt know what a dick was if it slapped me in the face.
She asked me why I was wearing a Batman Suit. Have I ever needed a reason to wear a Batman Suit?
Have fun at school today. Try to hide that you're a whore. The other girls will like you better that way.
okay, this game isn't funny anymore. tell us where all the forks are.
I remember pointing out how smooth my legs were to try to direct his attention away from my vagina.
I am putting together a break up mix and its pretty much the best of Phil Collins
Did I really just send a work email with cum instead of come? feck me
Is it sad that I planned a a romantic trip to dunkin donuts for and with myself on Saturday, then added an equally romantic after midnight stroll through the half off candy sale? I find that worthy of adding a few cats to my collection agree?
Did you put Adderal in the fishtank in the lobby? The fish are acting like Olympic sprinters. Asshole.
You know that if they offer you a bagel they are determined to sleep with you, right?
It's the Ides of March, motherfucker. That means we're supposed to daydrink, right?
Nothing cures your heart after a boy calling you unattractive than a big fat dick
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