She had a bottle of NAIR in her bathroom, but she clearly hadn't been using it.
Why does Jon Cryer have a career?
That is a good question.
i hope thats the last time i ever see ryan's hairy ass fucking
There was a gorilla playing an accordion outside of my last final. I miss college already.
This girl told me she was a virgin the other day. I felt like I was talking to a unicorn.
You kept hugging the big bouncer & feeling the other ones beard
Because of his penis, I can't even look at a hot dog
I'm bringing Sergeant Single Slut out this weekend. I hope you're ready for her.
Call me something sexy & ethnic. Like jasmine. But mystical too. Like Mermaid Jasmine. And throw Glitter somewhere in there too.
Sometimes I get in situations where I realize they think I'm smarter than I am and then it's just one more thing I have to fake.
I'm about to be a big disappointment.
And noooow we're smoking a ton of REALLY strong weed and THIS IS THE SOFTEST CAT EVER
How many drinks/blunt hits do you think I could get if I wore an "it's my birthday" shirt
showering high made me realize that i should seriously reconsider my career path... id be a damn good hair shampooer & head massager
Hahaha. I'm so high, this is gonna be so intense. Even the DVD menu scared the shit out of me.
Block me from your phone tonight…I need to get laid tonight. But you've been being a douchebag. So not by you. But I might call you. So block me.
WHY WOULD I COCK BLOCK MYSELF???
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