I feel like I'm in dance class right now
other girls like to lick balls but none of them live for it like u do
I drunk wandered into my parents bed and slept between them
She's like the Michael Jordan of alcoholism
i looked up and she was looking over the stall watching me pee and told me to unlock the door. that dedicated to sucking my dick.
This hot topless Jamaican just ran down the st with me on his back and He was screaming "I be stealing yo white ladies."
I don't know if i should be jealous or worried... or question where you are.
I want to get so drunk, you will need subtitles to understand me. Rough week.
Last night was so embarrassing. I got like almost blackout drunk and threw up in my hand and then blamed it on someone else.
Sorry, I know you're at the airport but a gram of coke is missing so good luck with security!
I apologize for tapping your ass. It was a friendly tap. Like Casper. Ya know
Well I've made a drinking game out of the Wiggles but I think I've got this babysitting thing down
I sexted him with a GIF from titanic and it worked....
Due to this morning's events my new porn name is Reepa Nipplov.
The twitch Bob Ross stream is the happiest little hangover cure ever.
I will feed you tacos. I will touch your butt. Happy Valentine's Day ❤️
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