so whenever I text yeah my phone automatically corrects it to yeahhhheeehhyeahyeahh .. too much party in the USA?
omg a stripper jus od'd on stage.
yeah but it's new years. they should arrest people for being sober that day.
it wasnt like "sexy" or whatever. like...she was smiling just standing there butt ass naked
tasteful.
she just built a cabin out of hotdogs and cooked it in the microwave.
now she is shaking the plate and mumbling "this is what california must feel like"
If you fuck her, Im going to call you and I want you to cough 2 times.
i draw the line when you ask for directions at a place you're already at.
I'm pretty sure we scarred one of our coworkers. This is the second time he has caught us both fully undressed and banging at work.
Either he has bad timing or he wants to join.
If you're still up for that roadtrip, I managed to end up in Louisiana and could use a ride home.
It was the hardest I ever came in my life and once I could see straight again I just looked at him and said "cool"
I'm so glad you support me having casual sex with your uncle
Stole my 7th stop sign and 3rd speed limit sign last night. Not even sure how because they were bolted to a cement wall. Tequila gives you strength you didn't know you had.
We did hand stuff while watching teenage mutant ninja turtles so I guess you could say it's getting serious
If you can't trust the person at the taco cabana drive thru, who can you trust?!
Oh shit. My bra is undone and I'm pretty sure I peed on my sandal
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