You watched "From Justin to Kelly" and sang along to more than half of the songs. I didn't know whether to laugh or to be insanely frightened that you knew almost all the lyrics.
I'm at the bar and they've turned up lady gaga to cover the sound of the fire alarm.
Totally forgot this... How weird was it when they were licking our faces
At one point, you closed your eyes and asked me which 'six flags' we were at
It was weird. Like "Mom, Dad, here's a guy who knows my orgasm face".
You yelled "hold my dick" before you tackled the guy away from the dj and two random girls moved to actually hold it, then argued about it. I want that whore aura!
I'm putting you on my Emergency card so i can spend the last ounce of strength in my hospital bed to flip you off.
All I really remember is shouting "THANKS FOR LETTING ME MAKE OUT WITH YOUR GIRLFRIEND."
What can I say? You have this amazing power over straight girls.
I'm going to take a nap so I don't feel like a stripper sneezed in my mouth tomorrow morning at work.
make that a herd of moose. they will be my moose minions
Just had to kick my 26 yr old boyfriend out of my bed before getting the kids up for school. Have I mentioned being 41 doesn't suck as much as all the hype.
He made me put my cow print vest and my cowboy hat from my ' sheriff woody' costume and said I'll show you a woody. What I charmer huh!? I love make up sex
The council and I are about to open up a bottle of malort.
UPGATe: THE COUNCIL AND I HAVE AGREED TO BAHN MALORT FROM THE HOUSEHOLD
You need to get out of there before he falls in love with you.
also, i'm not sure if i'm proud to say this but our regional manager's hot fiance was grinding on me at the reception while he stood and watched.
i suppose that explains why he told me he plans on promoting you this Friday.
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