Lost. The hour! Funtime!!!!
wow, farting in latex pants is really awkward.
And Anthony pissed on himself at the strip club
Phosphoglyceraldehydration... why the fuck is this a word
Man now I have poo on my blackberry!!!
brownberry?
So he thinks I sent him a picture of my boob last night, but it was really just a close up of my arm.
All I could understand from his text was "hatchet" "soccer" & "bitch". its safe to say andy has had enough to drink & will be violent soon
Not even close. I woke up in the bed of Codys truck. Wrapped up in a sleeping bed, using a stuffed alligator as a pillow. And Alex was laying naked beside me. Not to mention I wasn't wearing the clothes I got there in.
she was handing out condoms w/ her number on them...
Pre-crushing the pills for tomorrow morning. This way I can sleep in an extra 10 minutes.
All three women i have fucked in the past week are here in the same bar. Gameface, go.
Gonna go for any of them?
Thursday night girl, but friday is watching and tuesday is serving us.
Nice. Don't spend your therapist's co-pay on Jaeger bombs.
did i really sing to your nipples last night?
yes. and it was oddly very seductive
His and hers buttplugs were a resounding success. Tru luv
we're having rib night followed by a cultural enlightenment party
whats a cultural enlightenment party
we eat nachos and drink margaritas and tequila till we pass out
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