who are you and why are you in my phone as dr. seuss
he thought i was passed out so he proceeded to jerk off while i lay on the floor next to him
This is a mass text. Does anyone know what the hell the asian woman at the end of Napoleon Dynamite is doing in the movie
you thought your tounge was "malfunctioning" because every time u spoke it wouldnt sit still.
all we did was drink wine and talk about how people who dont have facebook dont exist.
The professor just announced to the class that I talked to him in the bar on my birthday.
Either he masturbated at the end of the bed or she gave him a bj. Either way my bed was shaking and I was uninvolved.
i no longer feel bad for not doin my schoolwork. im watching a porn in french. this MUST qualify as studying.
Exactly how does jacking off in my purse count as a 'early christmas present'?
I also referred to her clitorous as her "vagina dot" last night...probably going to be dumped soon.
I think we should take up crocheing or stamp collecting....something completely lacking penises
he has pokemon bedsheets but his dick is huge so i took one for the team
Do you wanna do something, or just stare at each other and fantasize about death like we usually do
Greattt I just sexted my dad trying to write u back
I do have a moral compass! I can’t help it if it only points at penises
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