1. Call me if you need ANYTHING. 2. If you get tag teamed, I want details.
we were exchanging secrets last night... she told me about how she put markers in her vaj in middle school. found a keeper.
Can you tell me why I have pubes stuck in my teeth?
I gave them both handjobs at the same time. Felt like I was skiing
Kinda wish I banged him. I need the exercise.
Eating Doritos is not nearly as enjoyable when I'm not drunkenly feeding them to peacocks.
help me choose which girl to send myself boning to my girlfriend to make her want to break up
which one looks the most like her?
My pussy is making all kinds of justifications that my mind would have no patience for if it was still in charge
So somebody asked her is she's okay.She turned around,started running and screamed "Ballet is running through my veins" before doing a small pirouette.It's amazing how she managed not to fall.
All you have to do is speak. Your voice reverberates strait to my vagina.
It was all going fine until I had to chug that strawberita bud light. That really ended badly.
I mean, it was a fun hookup and he's cute and whatnot, but he wouldn't go down on me. Plus he's a republican. Idk why but those things feel like they go hand in hand.
He just made this face while he was fucking me and he looked like the hunchback of Notre Dame, I had to stop him.
not only was there glitter in the toilet after i peed, but there was some on the toilet paper after i wiped. this cant be healthy.
Dentist appt at 2pm get milk poured on my tits by 2am
A marvelous 12 hours
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