And i quote: "where's y'alls from comin' in with them accents?" - from a mississipi mcdonalds
just got my goo swallowed for the first time. colors seem so much more vivid now, and more rainbows are outside
I just saw someone marching around outside wearing only a loincloth, dragging a fuckton of sheet metal. Spring has Sprung.
Soo time for a life change, my 6 yr old sister made my gf a puke bucket for her birthday
he's speaking broken english and calling me isaac.. this is not the australian i ordered for a one nighter
we drunkly made out in the middle of the street beside the homeless guy playing the flute. Not how I imagined our first kiss.
walking back to the dorm.. she is flashing evryone, demanding beads. we tried to stop her and now she just keeps yelling "Bourbon st bitchesss"... you get her tomorrow
at wine tasting. Can i cleanse my Palate with a frito?
I had to break up with him he didn't understand my priorities. I'm sorry but Saturday nights are for pot and Doctor Who. I'm not going to change who I am.
Hungover/still slightly drunk at work. Opened a bag of cheese with a box cutter. Pretty sure I need stitches.
Mm. I just want to eat pancakes off of his fine ass.
If fixing it is ignoring it, and getting naked. Then yes we fixed it.
he was high. i was rolling face. we were both wearing grateful dead t shirts. at that point it's like we had no choice but to fuck
When I walked out of the bathroom and you were literally dancing, you looked at me and said 'this is how I dance'. And then continued.
I know it's super late on a work night, but can you drop by and bend me over my new motorcycle? I have tequila and tacos...
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