Hey baby girl when you gonna let my tongue get up in that ass like i'm an explorer trying to go deep under on a quest for the lost city of atlantis
your text was fucking rediculious. Will let you eat my asshole though.
Yeah I'm pretty sure at one point I was telling her to keep her dick in her pants. She was going to do some serious damage.
I just was on a 20min team conference call where I didn't speak, I used a Gus Johnson soundboard online to answer questions asked to me...the highlight of 2010
it got awkward when she realized that our nickname for her was "The Hambeast"
just peed in the tub. didnt notice the passed out drunk guys there until a minute in
Dont worry about the blood on the pillow. its from my face.
We definitely need to avoid these "I'm gonna get stabbed if I stay here any longer" partys
Quick question: how do I take a nice picture of my ass? I'm asking you because I figure with an ass like yours you're probably experienced.
It feels like a bunch of leprechauns are using my brain as a soccer ball
you smell like cheap hookers & chicken nuggets.
He goes from zero to fucking up in 2.4 drinks. Like the sportscar of bad decision making.
Why is there a waffle in the knife drawer?
The real question is why are there knives in the waffle drawer.
Auto correct isn't even working for how drunk you are
no real plans this weekend. trying to derail the alcohol induced fucking hell train I've been riding for the past three weeks.
Yo did you say we are blacking out saturday night and playing dodgeball?
Yeah for relay for life. Its for cancer
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