You look like a girl that would like strip clubs
I just got a drinking merit badge from a slutty girl scout
Chicago was legit, ate some badass pizza and gave a cig to a crackhead..its all i thought it would be
Just left some random in my bed to go get mcdonalds breakfast. I'd say my priorities are on point.
this is hardly the first time i've been told i'm dressed "too suggestively" for 7 in the morning.
so it turns out, not only do the doormen judge the girls I bring home, but they rate them.
I wish i could 80s montage me losing weight
Everything smells like beer. Everything. But I cant drag myself out of bed to take a shower. So beer it is.
thought the power was flickering out but it turns out im just blinking
Are you high?
The snorkel mask makes that pretty clear
He Dutch ovened me while I was hiding under the covers from his mom. Needless to say it did not end well.
He came inside and met my grandmother after we had sex in the driveway. I love that he has a van.
I made a half way decent playlist
Im gonna call it "hanging myself"
Like my mom really needs to know just how non existent my sex life is
If it's any consolation she turned out to be has a collection of clown dolls she talks to crazy. And the cops knew why I was calling when she key locked the door from inside.
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