yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
bad: friday night i tripped and fell outside my dorm. worse: i just found out i broke my ankle. worst: i was shitfaced and don't remember any of this.
Id love to say been there done that but im a slutty drunk not a stupid one.
I just want a box on franzia all to myself. Just me, my wine, my tears, & my self loathing.
just used clorox wipes to give myself a whores bath. hello finals week
They left me passes out in the food donation bin with an empty handle and a half eaten box of nutter butters
The fact that she put a frat guy in check tells me I did some good raising my little sister. Time to see if she does keg stands.
Nah. After about 5 shots he decided he needed to clean the gutters. We're headed to the hospital now so meet us there.
Question. There's no better feeling than clean shaven balls. Do girls get that too?
Go to the bar. Find a girl. Ask if she can cook. Tell her you have a guitar at home. Ask her if she wants to see it. Bring her home. Sleep with her. Tell her it's your birthday in the morning. Enjoy your made with lust breakfast.
That's how all the girlfriends are. Oh he's a boy, no worries, then BAM. I blow their boyfriend.
I'm just more comfortable with the bondage
Maybe you should stop dating for awhile if the chicks aren't working out. Reacquaint yourself with your hand or something.
I know it's just really hard to give up sex and cigs during a blizzard
I really need to curb my attractions to blondes with tattoo sleeves, firearms and alcoholism
its a comptetion of fuckups and im HERE TO WIN
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