Omg. I just woke up in a room full of naked people
I just googled dawgpound, shoulda seen that pornsite coming
Don't use my boy Weezy to support your whoreish tendencies.
flashcards smell like vodka and my textbook is in the toilet. ready for the final
she's into porn, im staying here tonight
I have 250 contacts there has to be someone sober to take me to taco bell
Does Vicodin go better with white or red wine?
tell me why there is a bowl of oatmeal from starbucks in my purse
Please don't be alarmed by the blood on my arms and phone in the morning. It's not mine.
She was wasted talking to my dad about the hunger games than she passed out in the shower and flooded the hotel room...
The weekend is off to a good start: she just got into a verbal fight with a hobo. Nearly a fist fight.
I'm almost positive that you shat in a birdhouse
It could happen. I haven't creeped the rest of the guest list yet.
Just creeped. Everyone is a passable 7. Orgy is a go!
The power of my boobs compel you
At first it will make you think "how is this physically possible?" and then it will ruin an entire food group for you.
Randomize
