U dropped me off n it hit me, i made it inside for exactly shit thirty on the nose, another minute n i would of had brown trowsers
was it more than 30 minutes?
ya
then you're in a relationship
The difference between what I would do for a regular Klondike bar and an Oreo flavored Klondike bar is astounding
Still in Rome. Hooked up with frat boy from SoCal that's studying abroad. He said he was 1/8 italian. I'll take it.
Dude you were so high some kid was kicking the wall and you were convinced it was your heartbeat
Mike is worried about me going on a cruise in June without him....how cute he thinks we are going to last till June
Apparently throwing balloons filled with vodka off the roof is considered terrorism.
I got kicked out of the hotel after wandering into the banquet kitchen at 2am trying to find the shrimp....so we're power napping in the car and then driving to madison.
I just remember her dragging me inside in a panic saying we needed mentos and popcorn I have no fucking clue how we ended up asleep in her closet.
Some guy just drank alcohol from me shoe..I think he's had enough..
It's like the dark age of my sex life being stuck here
Dude my doctor just legit got down on her knees and loudly begged me to do my pap smear
It's gotten to the point where waking up in my own apartment is a surprise
I have a black eye again and dont know why again
A girl just managed to steal a whole gallon of ice cream. I'm letting her go because that is impressive.
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