Drawing on your hand and calling it yenifer lopez doesn't count!
I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
she thought the capital of kansas was topanga.
Drunk you is everything I aspire to be in life.
Just saw him riding in a basket on the front of a bike trying to feed the other guy beer. He screamed 'PARTY BIKE BITCHES!' at me as they rode past.
I lied. He's hitting on a drag queen now. Should I rescue him or take pictures?
Lets just fuck. We'll decide if it was makeup or breakup sex after.
I mean thanks for the bj but i wanna forget everything that happened last night between 11 and 5
I sincerely hope you find your fuck buddy and have a wonderful night of champagne and whores
Jusy read on a science page that squeezing boobs can prevent cancer cells from forming in them, youre welcome.
I took so my adderall all I can do is lie on my floor and stare too hard at my hedgehog. He has 42 spines in the dark spot on his shoulder btw.
listen. he fixes things. buys me drinks and sticks his penis in my vagina. age means nothing at this low point in my life.
you told me your favorite colors were "pink" "no pants" and "Mexican food"
God, please protect all woman from micro-penises
I want to be a supportive friend to her, but I also want to sleep with her ex now that he's single.
It's like Guy Diamond blew glitter into my vagina.
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