You surviving the open bar?
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you kept slapshing your drinks on people saying the power of christ compels you.
My parents just told me I first got drunk when I was 4. Successsssssss
She was wearing a shirt that said "Just Do Me", holding a half of a bottle of Vodka, and was screaming at her friends "PUSSY JUST SWALLOW!" before she chugged the rest of the bottle.
Dude, if you don't take her, I will.
We asked an illegal alien to buy us beer. He didn't even want a tip. I'm going to Washington to plead that case.
we hotboxed my bathroom. with nine people and two dogs.
She was our DD the least I could do is have sex with her. Even when drunk I'm still chivalrous.
....I found a picture of what appears to be the underneath side of the barstool (taken from the floor) and to top that, 9 pictures of the ceiling. Also, did I mention there's a picture with us posing with a pregnant lady at the bar?! WELP
it was all good until he screamed "for fraaannnceee" on his last thrust
We just had a sexually tense moment where we both chose the trough the pee. I love gay clubs.
Now I'm heckling that my belch is more exciting than their fireworks and I peed down the driveway.
Here is a brilliant idea passed on from men who have that same regret. WEAR A FUCKING CONDOM ALWAYS.
Worst wingman u don't do ANYTHING but laugh at my incompitant shyness
HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT
So I just ran in to the Couger you saw me take home last month who i haven't talked to since then at Wawa and she was PISSED.. APPARENTLY i fucked her niece last week
How was it?
Incredible. Everyone in the world should be having the kind of sex I've been having.
He should write a pamphlet or something...
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