bahahahaha i would laugh soo hard if someone did this for me hahahaha this guy would become my best friend
Why did you send me a picture of a dick?
It was an accident sry. Not mine tho.
I'm ready for my liver to be the last casualty of 2009
being alone eating nachos and drinking from a giant munchen beermug really isnt that sad
Theres a fat guy wearing a speedo. Someone just got puked on, and didnt even react. Whats happening?
Well after last night it's official...I cannot die...it time to use this power for good instead of handle contests
The one wearing a viking helmet and holding a bottle of Smirnoff. She's laying on the floor of the tube singing "cant find my way home" . You can't miss her..
you're my knight in shining pee-resistant armor
Laying on my kitchen floor and the lights just got brighter... I just died or there was a power surge. Based on the amount of booze I drink both are possible.
It's official, there's a sex tape of me floating around some high school
There's nothing worse than carrying your fairy crown and wings home wearing fishnets
Are u guys proud? I puked my brains out last night at a strip club. While my two fave strippèrs held my hair
Not drinking until my bday. I know it's only a few days but it feels like when couples get celibate before the wedding and there's all that tension.
Hey I didn't mean to come across like I was judging you about your liberal sexual choices. I would like details of your threesome if you need to talk about it!
He wants to play improv games now whenever he gets drunk. Sometimes I just do not have the energy for that kind of a thing
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