My mom foundout about my dui nd just called me to come home. I just took acid like 30 min ago. Wht should i do?
Pride was great cause we really can now appreciate how far we've come as gay people!
Doll, if you're still fucking strangers behind the WeHo Sonic while high on E then we've come as far as 2003...
The is a pregnant woman in this Chipolte wearing a shirt that simply says ‘OOPS!’ across the tummy.
That baby is bound to be under-loved.
its taking every last moral i have not to steal this bike
you still have morals?
Well actually itd just be too hard to ride the bike with this large rake i just stole
you called her butter tits and then threw up in your cup. i dont know if theres any way to come back from that
I opened up my wallet and it was filled with puke.
I can feel the judgmental stares of Christians from around the world right now.
I am making it a rule that only people I am comfortable around enough to not have to put a bra on are allowed for Sunday funday. I think that's a good rule for someone who started drinking alone at noon while everyone else here sipped their coffee.
im trying to look as sober as possible but i just poured orange juice and mayo into my milkshake.
All the party invite said was a date and "21 to drink, 18ish to sleep over"
I don't remember... but I heard a cop threatened to pepper spay my dick
Wanna know what sucks. Banging the bosses daughter at work and having the boss walk in while you are fucking on his desk. Good day though. Made 6 sales
Kinda suprised you didn't immediately ask about the lesbian ghosts tho
It makes my nipple hurt just thinking about it.
the bucket list is making me question my morals...and sexuality
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