We just made mixed drinks in the bathroom of burger king. This is sad.
I've had a Margarita with salt, but I have to say I was impressed by the Stoli and Sprite rimmed with adderall
Woke up with a migrane, threw up blood, then my headache went away. I'm going to convince myself that it was just a bad batch of blood so I can drink again tonight
How would one go about tricking someone into chugging an entire bottle of tequila?
Man, I thought my dick was gonna fall off.
Dude, I didn't even think they made slap bracelets anymore. You okay?
Blood and glitter go together right?
Ok wear gym clothes just in case we feel like going shitfaced to the gym
dude this night sums up my single life. naked, crying, and covered in honey. i need to get laid.
I woke up with a massive hangover and realized I still had an entire bottle of tequila in my car...so yeah, working on tomorrow's hangover.
His brother just asked him in all seriousness if it would be cool if they became eskimo brother brothers.
Just used the handle end of a spatula to get the baggie of coke wedged between my passenger seat. Innovation points?
So this is what it's like to wake up with someone else's blood in your nose...
Yea I went out in footie pajamas and still got laid. Good night for u?
i got drunk and started dancing with the plant because you were out of town
the girl who hid my weed when the cops came has a birthday coming up. i feel like i should get her something.
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