Too bad my picture didn't come thru. It was one of me naked riding a unicorn with a wizard hat and a magic staff. And the unicorn had wings. And me too.
so i was pissing and the phone rang but i forgot i was pissing so i just ran to answer the phone. it was too late when i realized
Dude!! Mom just asked me why you have 'boobies' hahaha
I hate my life
why dont you just whore around college until someone loves you...thats how it works for girls isnt it?
Once again there IS no outside bathroom. Never has been, that is the balcony
He fell asleep in the strip club and they paid some stripper $20 to sit on his face until he woke up.
I just remembered our "im drunk enough to look at your vagina" conversation. Is that offer still valid? I really think I need a second opinion
I was the one passing out cake at the bars
We're having a serious conversation and I just responded to something he said with an emoticon. I am so baked.
I'd introduce you to the guys, but you'd probably make them all fall in love with you
I could do with a Floridian man-harem. Let's do this.
Because everyone is allowed one half drunken 7:30 am walk back to campus in a cowgirl costume, right?
I can always see lesbian subplot. It's my hero ability.
Also, just woke up in a Romney tank and sequin flag panties. Merica.
Also day 6: dick is healed and ready to go back to work.
You poured all their beer into ziploc baggies so it would be "better on the go"
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