he told me it was because of the roids, but i couldn't tell if he meant ster or hem.
We discussed our relationship status. We're dating exclusively. And the conversation was followed by him saying "C'mon baby, let's make you orgasm!" .....I'm gonna marry him.
I came out of bedroom with my jeans on backwards, zipped AND buttoned. I have inconceivable talents whilst intoxicated.
He said my breasts were God's way of making up to him for all the shit he's had to endure in his life.
i woke up next to a ladle and a packet of chocolate biscuits that my face had melted into one giant biscuit.
You are beautiful! I got thrown out of a bar tonight for throwing my shoe. It was at my sister, I don't know why they were mad. I know her.
Woke up in a pile of people on the floor. His dad was already up and ask me to help him cook bacon because "7 lbs can be a mother fucker"
I either need to get adopted or have someone's baby, but I'm joining that family
I need someone to play with my boobs. Even platonically. I just need a good groping
Sex in your truck helped me start regaining feeling in my jaw. Thanks!
I feel like the dump I just dropped is the most successful thing I've done so far today.
DICK-CITY HERE WE COME
yeah, i thought because of the nature of his job he would have been better at it, but i guess there's a difference between a bagpipe and vagina
He held my hair while I gave him a blow job. Now that's teamwork.
He brought me another shot of rum, ice and my underwear when I woke up.
What a gentleman.
I KNOW, right?!
My mom said "I saw the signs you guys were high, so I made the spaghetti"....so ya, I'd say she definitely knew
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