Random question, how's your gag reflex these days
Is it just me, or does Colt McCoy look like Herbie the Dentist from "Rudolph the Red-nosed Reindeer"?
id pay someone 5 dollars to tell me whos house im at right now. comfy couch though
You mean the girl who was passed out face down on the bathroom floor until 10 AM? You're right, she was cute.
In all seriousness...vodka, almond milk and chocolate syrup make a decent white russian.
I don't want to have to force feed him my vagina!!
First week back and I made to one class, its gonna be okay after all.
He doesn't want a full on relationship, he provides me with all the weed I can handle and gives me multiple mind blowing orgasms. He's my soul mate.
I'm watching the World Cup in bed naked with john and our USA flag aviator glasses. Can you say America?
WE HAD GREAT SEX AND I HATE MYSELF FOR IT
Okay, new plan. Get drunk, eat breadsticks. It's going to be great.
I'm drunk still and I cried and now I'm watching Whitney Houston singing the national anthem and I'm crying more
He literally just laid flat on top of me motionless at one point. It felt less like foreplay and more like he was trying to use me as a flotation device. 0/10
havent showered in 2 days. just Febrezed my balls in the car before going into a movie alone with a 40 of Guinness.there isn't a word in English for how single I am.
I. Am. Not. Tattooing. My. Penis.
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