"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
I wonder what it would be like to be a slice of cheese.
just gave a homeless man a kiss in exchange for two handles
exact location. now.
I'm seeing double. Its like being in a room full of people
He seems like he has feelings, which is completely unacceptable; esp for a boy in college.
he got promoted. that means i have now given my new boss chlaymida. i need a new job.
My roommate is trying to suck beer out of the rug.
I had a guy present me his prison release form this morning as id
I just wanna go somewhere and not be judged for wearing spandex shorts that make my ass look like a slice of fucking heaven. Is that so much to ask??
Alright, who started the "how long till dereck gets deported from Australia" pool? I want in on that.
Wake up. Pour coffee. Open blinds. Guy is skipping class and jacking off furiously to Asian porn. Close blinds. Finish coffee. So this must be what med school is like.
Last night at the bar you we're seriously going up to people and pushing through them like they were bowling pins and you were a bowling ball
Honestly I am too high to watch videos of you jerking off right now
I'm handling the NHL draft worse than getting dumped this week
There was pot, but there are no Doritos, no Funyons, no Oreos.
Send help.
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