im six kinds of drunk right now
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
we didnt even make it to the club...the two of us were sharing a plastc bag in the taxi puking into it.
Not enough. Tell the person next to you to give you their drink. I give you permission. And then chug it. Be a hero tonight.
If you wake up tomorrow and start to wonder.... Yes you did just eat mild sauce from taco bell out of the package while informatively yelling about the loss of my virginity
Met my future wife peeing in the men's room. I stood in for the missing door on the stall. We really hit it off talking about how her butt didn't even touch the seat from all the years of squat lifting in high school.
I was doing drugs in the men's room so my employee went in to the woman's for the same reason but left proof and got caught. Had to fire him cuz I bogarted his dope spot. Awesome.
Apparently getting drunk at a philanthropy event and tweeting about it is "frowned up"
Dude, you're only mentioning the Bro Code so I can't get any
Did you know that taking off a bra with teeth burns ninty calories?
EITHER I'M HIGH OR JUST REACHED A NEW LEVEL OF SINGLE FEMALE SADNESS BECAUSE THIS BROWNIE IS GIVING ME ORGASMS
Starting this Monday as I always do
With a desperate plea for help
I puked in the back of my mom's new car because I had too much to drink at Chilis. I think I just hit rock bottom.
And ANOTHER guy that I once got naked is doing gay porn now. Wtf? Am I the audition?!
You just thought it would be a good idea to show your penis to your best friend. No harm, no foul.
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