The new Black Eyed Peas song is the stupidest shit I've heard since the last Black Eyed Peas song.
the blizzard started in kansas. im debating driving to a bar now so i can get snowed in there for the game
Come over we're drinking with orange soda as a chaser to honor 90s nick kenan and kel.
Hahaahaah I keep finding little notes you left me on my physics notes... "TOO HIGH FOR BIRDS"
By the way seagulls wings are very soft. And the lesbian and or by sexual twins say hello. Be home in the little bit time frame.
WTF YOU SHOULDNT BREAK A SWEAT TAKING A SHIT. MY BODY HATES ME.
I donkey kicked that mother fucker. Never stood a chance.
It was a door. A completely inanimate object, of course it didn't stand a chance you idiot.
She was dressed as a banana and told me that I needed more potassium in my diet. Of course I went down on her.
It was dumb but not something to force me into sobriety
Will you skip merrily into hell with me?
I can't remember what I did last night, but judging from the state of my hair I had a pretty good time.
I'm pretty sure I broke my breathalyzer by breathing vaporized vodka into it.
I paid for lunch, then he made a bunch of holes in my wall and destroyed my bathroom.
I don't want to sleep with any other woman but you but I want to try this whole mother daughter thing that would be nuts
You seem like the type to go to a craft sale baked out of your mind. I like you.
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