it took everything i had not to yell out "your name means death in german!"
she looked like she should be chained to micheal vicks radiator
I bet a guy could be masturbating under the table now and people would just think he was clapping along.
did she really think she could get into the club & no one would recognize her from 16 & pregnant???
Ohhhh sweet! I may be down for that. I'll be a german beer girl probably passed out on a park bench somewhere.
I'm sorry that I ate boneless ribs off of your sister, but that is no reason to drink my alcohol.
.......The other day I peed on him in the shower....he was trying to touch my boobs and I wanted my space.
Now that weed is legalized There needs to be reusable bags for people to pick up with. All this plastic is so bad for the environment and a waste
My Wonder Woman lingerie has been defiled by man. I'm a horrible Amazon.
He ordered a meatball sub with a side of meatballs.
Someone left a middle school yearbook here. I recognized one kid from banging his mom last year.
I'm pretty sure I went in the girls bathroom and vomited everywhere then looked for a urinal for like 20 minutes
Bad news man, we're gonna have to reschedule Golden Coral: The Musical
I don't know who the fuck this is, but right on man
3 weeks in a row I've pulled '69' at the deli counter...God is giving me shit for not getting laid in a year....
I woke up while she was taking a panoramic photo of my morning wood
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