My first STD was from a foam party
i know this sounds kinda weird but his cock smelled like fabric softener. it was so refreshing.
We fucked in my basement while hiding from the cops.. And now his Facebook picture is him and others holding up there MIP's in front of my house.. I feel obligated to add him as a friend.
The fire alarm went off at 3 am in the freshmen dorm. So guess which junior everyone now knows is hooking up with a freshman? This girl...
No...this little piggys going to the bar
BOOTY CALL IN EFFECT, BOOTY CALL IN PROCESS, BOOTY CALL ACCEPTED, AND BOOTY CALL INITIATES FRIDAY NIGHT.
Oh, and apparently I was butt ass naked and walked into the room where anna was skyping her dude in afghanistan and said "This is happening."
My logic for bringing him home was, he's in law school so odds are he wouldn't kill me.
No my first time having an orgasm with you will not be on face time
Yeah I'm at the doctors getting a shotand don't know how to tell them I'm still probably drunk from last night
Just came so hard my back cracked. Other women are totally missing out if they don't masturbate.
I vaguely remember making out with some dude. Please tell me he had all of his teeth.
I was masterbating to some porn on my phone and my mom decides to text me "are you okay?" I mean i was doing great until you cock blocked me mom..
Tonight I learned to never try to impress your ex by dancing on the stripper pole while drunk. That’s how you end up in the ER
Pray for me.. I'm like the lonely vagina in a sea of sworming dicks
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