If you want to dance with a less than stellar Asian chick, I have just the girl for you.
Got to see someone fall down the stairs while holding hot coffee and a folder full of papers. Best Monday ever.
So... i mean if they do have cameras in his apartment buildings pool room atleast we gave them a little show.
he called you a drunk bob the builder and you proceeded to explain how you were going to build ramps throughout the house
i can't sleep with him. he has a scrapbook from the girl he lost his virginity to.
Haha pretty bummed I didn't stay night yesterday after the bj fest you described
No im the worst roommate ever. Just dump a bucket of water on my head at 8am so i can suffer like i deserve to.
when the washing machine is on all the beer bottles jiggle and clink against each other... "drink us drink us drink us"
it's like getting dryhumped by a chainsaw in the very best possible way
You had a hat of bras. Probably a good dozen, which is totally impressive for a Thirsty Thursday
It'd probably just be a lot of profanity and hyperventilation and deteriorating into tears anyways
so just a regular conversation then
If the ex isent in town and im crying under a table somewhere because of it can we go to a drag show or something
I was drunk in the shower and i decided to shave. Im now bleeding to death
I asked you why you bought a sword and you then replied with the greek alphabet and then tried to assure me that samurais are apart of greek life.
Not having a reliable dick in is getting expensive. I’ve had to replace 3 vibrators since Mike and I split up
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