your dick doesn't do me any good in arizona
the red, white, and blue power rangers were all also in the porn buisness, good bye childhood
Is it sanitary to roast marshmallows over a cigarette lighter?
I'm not a pervert.. I just like to be naked...
Dudeeeee, i ordered strippers for my party.
I ordered a moonbounce.
Fuck, you win.
We couldn't get our shit together to go to the bar, so we're getting drunk and facebook stalking all the girls who have gotten fat since high school. Any names you wanna throw out?
If people don't want my drunken phone call then TAKE YOUR FUCKING NUMER OFF OF FACEBOOK, like it's just that easy...
Dont get mad at me, it takes two to tango
IT TAKES ONE TO EJACULATE INTO THE OTHER WITHOUT CONSENT, AND SPOILER ALERT, ITS THE ONE WITH A SCROTUM FULL OF SEMEN.
You insisted we help some homeless guy put up posters for his missing pet alligator so we left you there because they were really just Chinese takeout menus.
I can't leave your house without my underwear spending the night.
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
We ended up at a lesbian bar and all my co-workers tried to get me laid. This is not how I envisioned coming out.
Cause I know you wanna ride the D like a Vespa in ROMAN HOLIDAY
Am i obligated to tell my sister her girlfriend was my one night stand three months ago?
i really love you but i feel kinda dumb about it
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