Dude, I don't think I'll ever be able to find a girl for me...
Is this the gay conversation?
The way white people respond to them, you'd think Journey was the president of Caucasia.
Nights of college: 1. Virgins: 1. Yes.
I had a new years resolution not to be a whore anymore, but I think I'm gonna wait till 2011
doing a bong hit while wearing crest white strips...not such a great idea...
I don't care how hungover you are were not listening to enya
If you're trying to piece together your night, I can tell you where those tassels came from.
Sangria Flip Cup was probably one of our worse drunken decisions
He also wore a doorag last night so i had to swipe left.
Pretty sure the waitress here is concerned about well being bc I've been here drinking by myself for 3 hours. If only I could show here FB so she'd know I'm not alone...
But on a side note, how the fuck do you "accidentally " get peed on
He caught me shoving meatballs into my mouth using my hand. Fuck utensils. It’s Christmas...and this is why I’m single.
They are good meatballs.
Just saw a fat guy on a flower print moped. He's my hero.
I apparently lifted the young child over my head yelling "Victory!" after that last game of pool, right before doing some Girls Just Wanna Have Fun karaoke.
He’s only in town today and our afternoon sex sesh kept getting interrupted by the neighbor’s kid yelling and screaming in the pool
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