No, I'm a firm believer in "Swallow or it isn't love."
it was like eating out sand paper
our drinking schedule never changed, we just drank at work.
there is just no excuse for touching your mothers vagina.
so, I mean this in the straightest way possible, but don't you ever just feel like you owe Jon Stewart a blowjob...
There are apples in the microwave and a cup of twigs in the fridge. I think she's hiding in the pantry, I can hear her giggling. Leaving her to it.
Please come over, I'm slowly melting into a ball of sexual frustration. If I'm not dead by the end of the day be very surprised.
Why is there ANOTHER stolen fire extinguisher in my room? You know that's a felony right...
You showed your tits for hundreds of beads but magically became shy when there was food on the line
I just dried my bra with your hair straightener because the drier is broken again.
If a marine in My bed is not considered a valid excuse for missing class then I don't want to live in America anymore
you can't let guys come on your chest and then hog my blanket
I just put vodka in my apple sauce. Spice up your fucking life.
I'm keeping both. The way I see it, boyfriends come and go, but a good dick is forever.
I've never seen anyone as high as you were.. you collapsed onto the kitchen floor hugging a tub of ice cream. You named it phil.
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