oh and i really hope miley falls off this mountain she is climbing
By the way the awkward moment from yesterday is now a bad situation I have to figure out.
Thank you Grey Goose.
DO NOT GO IN OUR BATHROOM. it cannot be unseen
Well, I looked over and you and him were each making out with a fireman. And then you switched. And you probably spent an hour like that.
Sorry, they don't make maternity Power Ranger suits...
I just saw a black chick with an eyepatch. This is a once in a lifetime opportunity.
Would you mind pretending to be lesbians just for like three emails?
I just got three pairs of underwear free and a bathing suit for $20 by modeling them and letting the salesman grope me a bit.
It's great being a young gay man in Chicago!
Seriously. If I'd known all it took was a 29 year old UPS guy to make me feel THIS SEXY, I'd have been fucking them for 30 years.
He called me khaleesi while I rode his dick. He wins
We watched X-Files, ate pizza, and he played with my butt. It was a pretty standard Monday.
Does your balding hurt less when a 19 year old holds your hand?
Remember those two guys in our frat that would no homo everything? I just got an invitation to their wedding.
I'm assuming you were here at some stage because I woke up alone, clean and in a towel with mum asking my why my shoes, dress and jewellery were in the bottom of the shower.
Saw my doctor at the bar. He bought me a drink. I think he was looking up my medical record on his phone because he suddenly had to go. syphilis continues to fuck with my life
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