Fuck Spring. The birds chirping at 4am make me feel unnatural for still being up and drunk.
I JUST WANT SOMEBODY TO EXPLAIN HOW FORESKIN WORKS AND DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS A PROBLEM.
It started as a joke and ended with a trip to the emergency room, a broken macbook and a gigantic hole in the concrete of my driveway.
I can't right now...you know Sunday night is whn I get drunk and do laundry.
just chugged some gatorade and threw it up. todays gonna be awesome
Sorry for making you give strangers a ride for hits of acid.
The last good decent convo we has was when I was trying to convince you to let me watch you pee.
you got us kicked out of the restaurant for trying to pee in the trash can.
Hold on I'm doing something revolutionary that blossomed from a high idea
Congratulations, I drank so much for your birthday that I'm shitting blood.
Someone came into our hotel room and took our remote
What should I do?
i need to un-sleep with a few of those brothers before we ever go back to that house again. i'm serious. i will not be a fraternity groupie.
Why can't you just come over, fuck me, then leave so i can get stoned and watch law and order?
Just burnt my tongue. Not sure if it will help or hurt giving blow jobs
Try sleeping with him.
Why is it that all my gay friends have that solution...
Cuz you will have an answer or have sex.
Randomize
