Do you still have your period?
I definitely just put my boxers on backwards.
haha now u have to piss out ur bum
youve choked your chicken with your arm asleep and acted like it was some1 else right?
I shampoo & condition my pubes, sometimes i wish my face was closer so i could rub against it cause it feels like plush
ASIANS HAVE SEX TOO!! I just watched it happen in the library.
I have bruises on the inside of my thighs from sliding down the stair case...thanks for encouraging that slut show
I guarantee that wasn't the first penis someone placed on her forehead.
Missing both credit cards and just had a flashback of grinding my nuts on the terrified cab driver for amusement. i am feeling a slight hate for myself right now.
can anyone on this campus do anything sober?
And now we should drink to that moment where you realize you didn't exactly think things through.
Exactly. Stay back and unsubscribe from her
The highlight of the night was definitely when you starting telling ppl you could shapeshift and "proved" that by stripping.
If so I'm coming over there. There's no way I'm having "hello, how are you" conversations with my neighbors on acid
I promised her before I left that I'd make good choices and then got drunk and fucked my best friend and her boyfriend.
Lessons learned from last night: do not leave me drunk and alone with strippers and a credit card. Let's do whatever's cheaper.
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