We saw some woman wearing leather pants. It was weird. We have decided to follow her on her travels to see where people go in leather pants in Michigan.
you traded sex for a burrito?
My recently uploaded pictures to facebook: Me partying on Beale St. with a single girl on each arm. Ex's recently upload pictures: Several pictures of cats. I win.
After I tried for five minutes to hang my beer from the coat hanger in the bathroom , I have realized I am drunk
As a matter of fact you told me i fulfilled your "woodshop teacher fantasy"
He's hinting that I'm starting to be kicked out of their blunt rides, I can feel it.
I'm not sure what happened. But I must have won because I obviously stole two full pitchers of beer from the bar and taped a note on them saying "your welcome"
Well I'm drunk and covered in baby oil so tonights not ideal
All I remember is folk music and a lot of drugs. I am never going "on an adventure" with you again
I'm going to assume that "the army of generous folk dancers" is no longer a goal you are willing to fulfill
he wears New Balance sneakers on a regular basis, did you really expect the sex to be more than decent?
I got to see a stripper that did magic last night. It was glorious.
hes that one kid that offered to spoon after staring at me for 5 minutes
I went by my nickname in rehab. It made it feel more like summer camp.
I wish my nipples were as well behaved as yours.
I JUST WANTED TO GET SOME MOTHER FUCKING TACOS I AM SINGLE AS FUCK TACOS BRING PREOPLE TOGETHER OKAY
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