Please advise as to how precisely ashamed I should be if I just became sexually aroused by a Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince preview
I think it's just because she's got "I'll sleep with anyone with a decent car" written all over her face.
he is so annoying
so stop sleeping with him
yeah but he is so hot when i'm drunk
I woke up to blood crusted on my face. I don't understand
team rage. no explanation necessary
I walked into my room to see them crying, watching hey arnold, and passing a franzia box back and forth...
you think that next time i come over to do this you can pick up the condom wrappers you used on the other girls
It was a cry at the bar alone type of night, served with a side of passing out facedown in my nachos.
She had one of those kid princess beds. I asked how she expected to fuck on that and she just said "thats what the slide is for". I've never wanted to marry a one night stand before.
dude my grandma just called my dealer. How does this shit happen to me
Just copped mushrooms from a dude in a business suit. U comin or what?
I still don't like him. I'm also filled with alcohol, so I'll revisit the statement in the morning.
Just looked for hours for the remote. Found it in my purse. I need to drink less.
I just remember yelling "BODY SHOTS BODY SHOTS BODY SHOTS" while I was streaking
I feel like with a dick like that he could of done more with it
Unexpected pro of the hostel though: literally down the street from Coors Field. I could literally fart on the building in five minutes.
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