Just saw a british exchange student take a flyer for free dental care. Yes.
dont get me wrong, i like when a guy is into my boobs but when he started saying mama i want milk let me suck, i gathered my shit together and bounced.
She looks makes a Zellweger face when she cums, she's keeps asking why I call her renee
You can come over, sure. But I'll be watching college hockey during the blow job.
im about 40 per cent sure i invited the bouncer to our pajama party next weekend...
i dont care. it has been a 14 hour day, and we are all celebrating by alternating shots and grilled cheese.
But hes like a baby bird with a broken wing that i want to FUCK.
if all that ever happens for the rest of forever is drinking wine and eating popcorn, ill be okay
I would have dumped her already but between the 4 hr bjs and our shared love of enjoying thirsty Thursday naked while watching basketball I'd say its the best shot at love ill ever have
I had a dream that I had to take a breathalyzer but then it turned out to be a bong....why can't that be real life?
I'm gonna take a crap in the portashitter like a civilized human being.
I mean, except for the part where I was vomiting up pineapple and hot sauce, it was a really fun time.
IDK I WAS CAUGHT UP IN THE TEQUILA SHOTS AND FRIENDSHIP
I just interrupted this girl giving a dude head in a parked car on the south side. Going down on your guy while you're parked in front of your house because you don't want your parents catching you is fine by me, just don't block the fire hydrant.
I am high. And my mom surpised me today. Now i am high and with my mom....bad idea
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