I don't know how this happened but I got an email thanking me for being a Waffle House regular. HOW DO THEY KNOW?? Maybe I need to stop going there shitfaced.
So I had to explain to her that pussy doesn't mean a cat
If i come home from court on friday.. i'm definitely doing something illegal.
She gave him HEAD floating down the river in a tube as big a a tire. I just don't know how to compete with that sort of level of slut.
She gave me a foot massage with her tongue. I think we're both scarred for life.
we are torturing ourselves with these mediocre cocks
he needs to hurry and make his mind up... i mean i can't keep getting peed on by a guy who isn't even my boyfriend
It's a delicate game of how much porn can I look at without the other interns noticing.
It's like refusing a bong hit from michael phelps... You just can't do it
I'd recommend you leave that level of crazy to the experts. I'd start with an under appreciated soccer mom if I were you.
I received a sext from my girlfriend, and a deal for free chips and guacamole at chipotle at the same time. I have tasted heaven, and it is beautiful.
I really thought I'd be the only alcoholic drinking alone in my car at noon in the Lowe's parking lot. Passed out dude in the car next to me begs to differ.
I'm hungover laying in my moms bed watching Space Jam.. Adult Life..
Idk how much of a virgin he is but I'm tryna find out.
Why is there a condom in my ukulele?
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