So we fuck and I say, "I'm about to go." He tells me, "No, leave at ten.. just lay here for a little while." When I ask, "Why?!" He gets his feelings hurt and says, "ugh. or don't." Since when did guys start acting like girls?
Update. It gets worse. A) he's done viagra and B) he wears socks at all times.
I can't go out tonight. I feel like I'm starting to party as much as Farrah on Teen Mom.
I miss Michael Jackson so much sometimes
I had a pretty decent weekend -- aside from dropping the baby on her head. That.. That I feel bad about.
You were yelling in my ear let's double team her with her right next to us
Turned on my GPS and all that it said in the search bar was "beer,"
The party got hot, we all started raging, took off some clothes, someone threw me in the shower and we all kept raging. Nude Rager, I was there at the point of conception.
I masturbated to my balding thirty-something co-worker last night. I am a new level of lonely.
Whatever I'm getting wasted, my costume's bomb, and there's a good chance I'm getting laid. Not letting stupidity ruin my night!
I'm watching Russian dudes pole-dance. For research.
I was on antibiotics for a bladder infection and couldn't drink and you told me there was no longer room in your life for me.
She tied me to her bed using her honor chords. Thank god for graduation!
The car smells like weed is an understatement.
APPARENTLY I MISSED SOMEONE SWALLOWING A WHOLE BAG OF METH WHILE I WAS ON BREAK.
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