To answer your question of whether I "went back," tits just informed me I was kicked out for falling off my barstool and passing out on the floor...
i miss vodka and anonymity. college is so rich in both. in college we are a many armed creature, lubricated with beer and sex.
Lesson learned: don't hide your vodka in your little brothers toy box.
He's a collector of sorts
Any cool stuff?
You should see the collection of booggers in the carpet next to his desk
Dude I just figured out the mystery flavor of airhead is vodka sprite, no way i'm wrong
please keep texting me so i can pretend someone likes me
Good luck! Who knows he might be a stallion in the bedroom! or it could be like having sex with a crayon.
I just saw a girl in Albersons in spandex and curlers buying PBR. Only PBR.
even iPhones love lady gaga. everytime I type haha it trys to correct it to gaga. this is bullshit...
The cop only confirmed I'm .22% Irish. Then I threw up on him.
I was cracked out naked on a toilet pretending I was posing for playboy.. Shit got weird, but apparently I had a good bday.
I've honestly never felt so much emotion towards a wall
just saw two eagle scouts making out in chic-fil-a
I fucked her with a giant balloon tied to my dick. You tell ME how my night went
.......do you have the salami in bed? I'm trying to make a sandwich.
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