i'm pretty sure you said "blowjob marathon" lastnight
i totally said that
if all i could do was poop and smoke weed, i'd be eternally happy
amen to that sister
so was this before or after i puked down the ice luge?
my bf wants us to fuck our way into the new year.. how original..
It's too hard to jack off and hold an ipad at the same time
He set an alarm on my phone to an infant screaming and puking to make sure i take my pill. its working.
He literally sends me dick pictures, EVERY DAY. SEVERAL DIFFERENT ANGLES ..it's like I GET THE POINT.
Thanks for your number, i want to ski with you, do party with you and sleep with you. Lucas.
In case you wake up wondering why your eyes hurt... You were claiming to be Zeus and that mortal weapons couldn't harm you. Some chick took it as a challenge and pepper sprayed you. Sorry dude.
I know. I feel like I should be doing mature responsible adult things though. Like getting loans, working 60 hours every week and not eating burritos in bed, ya know?
Sorry, I thought I responded to your question. My name is Jon, we kinda had a sleepover at your friends place in OC. Don't know if you remember me, you were "dick chugging" like there was no tomorrow last night.
That is romantic
Well sometimes you just gotta put your dicks and pizzas together to show you care
woke up and somehow me leather belt got torn in half. either we partied with the hulk or some chick just could not wait to see my dick. probably the former tho
my comprehension of H.D. Thoreau really dives after 8 beers.....
It will astound me if they ever let you graduate.
Everyone has seen your nipples. It's like asking if they ever walked on grass. You need better hangover questions.
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