You found a girl to hook up with at a gay bar?
No. His name was Paco. I didn't get it by choice. I never had a hickey before.
i'm trying to reconcile what i did last night with who i am as a person.
im at a bar with my dad last night and he got hit on more that I did
girl in front of me in lecture is looking up on ask.com about chlamydia.
she keeps a pillow, blanket, and a pack of saltines under the bathroom sink, for "rough nights".
I'm going to appeal my grade. Is it better to look studious or slutty?
There is NOTHING better than watching a child being chased by an ostrich.
I put a toilet paper roll with my number on it by his face... hooking up is not happening
sorry
why?
oh you didn't look in the living room yet, did you?
All I vaguely remember from last night is getting up on that nice mahogany table and debating about squirrel's rights
I know it's like I wanna bring somebody fun who I haven't drunkenly expressed my feelings for. Or hooked up with. It's a struggle.
I'm discussing Magic Mike with my mom and totally get why she thinks I'm gay.
There is an episode of "how it's made" on tv right now. The subject is tequila and water beds. Basically my life.
If a weird guy texts you in the near future asking if you are satan just go with it
I'm sorry I walked in on you guys, but all I heard from outside was her screaming "Dive, dive!". Sex was my last guess for what was going on in there.
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