Note to self. Condoms are not microwavable.
it was the least impressive dick i've ever seen... and i've changed babies' diapers.
as we were driving back from the frat house he pulled down his pants and convinced me his penis "wanted some air"
This is one of those situations that make me think to myself "what life decision did I make to get here"
He waited til after we had sex to tell me he had herpes... Ugh I hate being drunk
I am only moving my arms so I remember that I can. These brownies are wild.
I have to have sex with him again. I feel like I need to train him so no other girl experiences that bad of sex.
Walt I've been the third wheel taking shotssssssssssssssssolo. Each s is for each solo shot.
And you will no longer be getting a thank you note from my vagina
He was on my bed looking at me like a sacrifice to the gods of gay sex and he's definitely a bottom. Like Jesus Christ a really, really great ass of a bottom.
I saved a note for myself but all it said was "am I a slutty Holden Caulfield?"
He was so energetic. It was like screwing a bunny.
bitch i am allowed to be rude i just fought cold hard porcelain with my face
Last night I drank three beers and threw up in a tree house. I am ashamed.
Last time I had a one night stand he ended up stalking me for two months.
So you're not picking up this weekend?
This weekend, I am Angela, visiting from Calgary. We'll have to roleplay this.
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