That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
9 beers later and she still looks like Gary Busey.
dressing as green man for st patrick's day = free drinks all night long
He asked me to touch his mustache. Should I go home with him?
Did they have a limo or was i just stoned?
3-9 out of 10... Depends on the situation. Taco Bell is more of an idea than a restaurant.
How stoned are you?
Hooked up with a girl in the dorm laundry room tonight. And got invited to go to Vegas for free. That's how today's going.
Sooo a reasonable response to someone eating my lunch is to set the place on fire right?
Basically all I do anymore is get stoned with my cats, and then we share goldfish.
I can check masterbating in China off the bucket list.
Well I mean I HAD done a pretty good job of not pooping myself through the years
I just remembered something. We made out last night, people cheered.
You ate all the burritos in sight....I cant take you to mexican restaurants anymore
She made me watch three musicals and then told me she was too tired for me to stay over. I think I'm being punished but I have no clue what I did.
I woke up under the kitchen table. Andy is cursing out Joe Exotic's name in between heaves in the bathroom. Jay is trying to sleep w/ a shirt tied over his eyes. Lena and Brad braved the sun to go get bloody mary supplies and food. I'd say the Tiger King drinking game was a success.
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