She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
I'm actually glad you're quitting. Now there's one less person at work who's seen me naked.
i dont know what it was but it was definately NOT a vagina
i had to sit with a fan pointed directly to my vag for a good 10 minutes
He is eating chips off the floor in the emergency room..
Something's wrong. Everything's on fire. Unless it was like that before. Then everything's alright.
Remind me again why a vodka watermelon can't be a thanksgiving dish
If he's the sort of guy that will fuck in a public restroom, he's the sort of guy that will cheat on his gf. I'm goin for it.
You'd be surprised how many calories hedonism burns.
Goddamn you thin people LEAVE FOOD FOR THE BIGGER DRUNKARDS WHO NEED IT
We were destined to go to rehab together
just texted my dealer that i could taste the blue but not the cheese. i said i could taste blue.
Ive done some fucked up shit, but last night was the first I have Poured milk on anothers mans face in the shower.
If you wake up with half a an eyebrow.... I'm pretty sure it was a good time.
I need a significant other who'll eat Skittles from my boobs
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