Lavender boy was great at seduction and crappy in bed.
Third unemployed latin in my bed this week. I'm on a roll
I just tried to put my feet in my slippers and found cans of beer in them. Christmas in fucking july.
We spent three hours cleaning our room this morning. It was spotless and smelling good. I come home from work tonight and she has already smoked weed in it and "accidently" spilled vodka on the floor.
I cant even remember his name or what he looked like. all I remember is what the tattoo on his forearm looked like.
well, he kindof looked like a walmart greeter. I tried to stop you
You threw a bottle at the bartender and then stole his tip jar. However, you were quickly KO'd by the bartender. Solid right hook.
So if a 2 is a 10 on the road... do we consider college to be "on the road?" help. its urgent.
if I die on the way please explain to my mother that I do not wear fishnets on a regular basis
This is most sickening thing I've ever seen, and I threw up my body weight in jello shots on my birthday.
You didn't act like you were blacked out yesterday...
I didn't know
she has like 12 pairs of underwear people left at her house from the other night
Two days later and my throat is still sore. That bong is a double edged sword.
He held my hand in public and I nearly came. Like he needs to be inside of me yesterday.
Don't forget my pants whenever you come over, otherwise we can't get in.
I'm not saying you're stupid, just that you have bad luck when thinking...
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