is it cool if i come over and use your computer?
what happened to yours?
i got a little to drunk last night and threw up on it...then i tried to wash it off under the sink.
If last night was a website it would be called poordecisions.com OR uncircumcisedspanishweiner.org
Is it 'vaginas' or 'vaginae?'. Either way there were a shit ton of them.
yeah i was sneaking up to her room and on the way i saw a picture of her and left
I can't belive they dont sell booze Sunday mornings. I mean some of us have to work
I kinda knew it wasnt going to pan out when he would rather watch how i met your mother ON TIVO than fuck me......
Just because I tried to backhand you with a fist full of cash does not make me violent
Being home sucks. I haven't drank in like a week. Or smoked cigs. Or done drugs. Or had sex. My body is shutting down.
Omg. It's like you're one of those deprived kids living in a third world country. We need to save you.
It's a delicate game of how much porn can I look at without the other interns noticing.
Just because the energy drink is shaped like a grenade doesnt make it cool to throw it and yell "BOOM" and break my flatscreen, asshole
i got to his house for our first date at the same time as his dealer, so what I'm saying is I'm in love
Well, my mom found the ball gag and whip. Looks like I'm never going home again.
She's high and screaming MEREDITH IS A WHORE
i just found a lighter in my bra... from last night, and its 7:43pm...
Is there a sexuality term for 'only wants hatefucks'?
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